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Monday, October 10, 2016

Where My Nougat At?: The Countdown to Halloween (Day 10)

Where my nougat at?

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On Halloween in America, if a trick-or-treater finds themselves asking that question at the end of the night after traveling the neighborhood then he or she has had a scary Halloween...

Well, here is a look at Halloween treats throughout the years...

MILKY WAY, SNICKERS AND FOREVER YOURS BARS ARE FEATURED IN THIS MARS AD

A CARD COMPANY CAME UP WITH DOUBLE BUBBLE OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

NESTLE'S AD FOR SOME GOOD OL MILK CHOCOLATE

OH HENRY! NOT EVEN SURE THEY STILL MAKE THIS ONE.

BABY RUTH AND BUTTERFINGER--LONG TIME DUO OF DIABETIC GOODNESS.

FROM CANDY CORN TO BANANA SPLIT BARS TO MALT BARS, BRACH'S HAD VARIETY GALORE!

KRAFT, THE MAC AND CHEESE KING'S RUN AT HALLOWEEN CANDY--DIDN'T GO SO WELL, I ASSUME.

NECCO BRINGS WAFFERY GOODNESS TO ALL HALLOW'S EVE!

I DON'T BELIEVE THESE ARE HERSHEY'S--WONDER WHAT THEY WERE LIKE?

SNICKERS SNEAKS INTO THE HALLOWEEN TRICKS OR TREATS MARKET/

ANOTHER CURTISS AD--THIS ONE FEATURING COCONUT GROVE CANDY AND CHUM BUBBLE GUM.

AH YES, MOLDED WAX AS CANDY--AND A TOY!

HAD TO BE A FAMILY WITH AN INAPPROPRIATE HALLOWEEN TREAT--CEREAL, REALLY?

AND, OF COURSE, AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF TRICK-OR-TREATS, SIT DOWN WITH YOUR BUDS AND HAVE A COOL SMOKE WITH YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF CANDY CIGARETTES.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN (Day 9): AND NOW A BRIEF WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR...

You know how, when on a Halloween of trick-or-treating, you'd come across the house that had left the porch light on even though they weren't home at the time?

How they'd leave a bowl of candy out for the taking by any group of kids who would come by? How they may have left a note reading something to the effect of how the reader should only take one piece of candy?

Well, I'm doing that tonight.

I'm going to trust you rambunctious kids to do the right thing.

Leave some for the next kid...