Sunday, October 6, 2013

THE COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 6

I went to Transylvania and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!



My favorite word for vampire is “strigoi”.  Strigoi is the Romanian word for poltergeist.  In Romanian mythology, they are the troubled souls so fowl that even Satan refuses them to enter the gates of Hell.  And so, these troubled souls rise again from the grave to trouble the living and drain the vitality of their victims via the blood.  Strigoi can become invisible and shapeshift into animal form as well.


The origin of the strigoi dates back to the Dacians, a group of people living in the area  that has since become Romania, mainly the area around the Carpathain Mountains and east to the Black Sea.  The strigoi represent the spirits of the dead who were evil by word and deed during their lives and were deemed unworthy of entering the kingdom of Zalmoxis.



In the Middle Ages, a Croatian named Jure Grando was the first strigoi, the first vampire documented in writing.  After rising from the dead in 1656, he terrorized the villagers until he was beheaded in 1672.  For 16 years he would rise from the grave at night, when he would knock on a door in the town and within days, someone in that family would die.

He would also appear to his own widow, whom he would force himself on her.  She described him as smiling and gasping for breath.  Father Giorgio, the village priest, eventually confronted the strigoi and held out a cross and yelled, “Behold Jesus Christ, you vampire!  Stop tormenting us!”  This made the vampire weep.

Eventually a mob visited the grave of Jure carrying a cross, lamps and a hawthorn stick with which to pierce the strigoi’s heart.  They found a perfectly preserved corpse with a smile on its face.  They tried to pierce its heart, but the stick would not penetrate the body of the vampire.



After some exorcism prayers, villager Stipan Milasic took a saw and sawed the head off.  The vampire screamed and blood flowed from the stump with such vigor that it filled up the whole grave.  Thus, peace finally returned to the village.





Later in the Middle Ages, Serbian peasant Peter Plogojowitz was believed to have become strigoi after his death in 1725.  He returned to his own house and demanded food from his own son.  The son refused and so Plogojowitz murdered him.  He went on to kill nine villagers total.

Ahem.



The details of these strigoi are interesting and actually tend to point one in the direction of mass hysteria and superstition and our knowledge of how the body reacts in death is much greater than it was in those days.  Still, it’s easy to see how these stories could take on a life of their own and live on well past the villagers in them.




It is still tradition in certain parts of Romania for the family to exhume the body of the recently deceased and cook the heart and drink its ashes with water.  Just to be safe.  I mean, if it ain’t broke, why fix it.

Have a drink on Jure!


Until tomorrow night, my vampires!


Saturday, October 5, 2013

THE COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 5

(SHEDDING LIGHT)



As the year gets closer to Halloween, I tend to peel my eyes and take long scrolls down the internet via google and deep plunges into the listings at eBay for all items that relate to the eve in question.

They say that if you want to know if something exists, simply check eBay and you'll find out.  And I find that to be fairly true--it's rare to stump eBay completely.  If it exists, someone is selling it or something similar.  Besides, I find the neatest pictures there even if I don't find the actual thing I'm looking for.

Tonight we're taking a break from Dracula to take a closer look at some spiffy Halloween themed lamps.  Why?  Well, three reasons actually; first, I found a bunch of neat ones listed over on eBay--that's right, some of these are still listed ; secondly, it's mighty late and this is a fast way to get something posted; and lastly, because I said so.

And so, let there be light:









The two pictures above are of the same lamp, but it's my favorite.





On that note, see you back here tomorrow for more funky features on this most frightening of holidays...

Friday, October 4, 2013

THE COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 4

(WHY DRACULA ALWAYS IS THE NEW BLACK)

Dracula, being the ultimate pitch-man, the king huckster, the Count of self-promotion, always seems to have some new project in the works.  Hell, he's usually up to a few things all at once being the cunning pitchman that he is and that's why it's never surprising to see some new Prince of Darkness project show up...

(Not sure exactly what, but something is off with that vixen's face--otherwise, not a bad poster)




We live in a what have you done for me lately society, but Dracula always seems to have an answer--this month alone he launches a television show on NBC and today Dario Argento’s DRACULA 3-D launches into theatres and on iTunes!  Asia Argento stars and Rutger Hauer takes on the role of Professor Van Helsing in a sexy spin on the tale of the vampire Count.  From the trailer, it appears to feel a little Hammer and a lot Argento.




As I look at the clock, I notice that TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES has already begun it's feature  series on Vincent Price this month--every Thursday night, they will show several of Mr. Price's films, his work from all genres and eras.  I will not fail to inform you of these future days and the films scheduled to be shown.



And they also will feature some of the finest horror/suspense/sci-fi pictures on Friday nights this month with a few sprinkled in on the other days as well.  TCM is very good at setting the mood for the month and I always like to give them their due here at THE GOODS.

For example:


FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4


8PM  -  Carnival of Souls
9:30PM  -  Night of the Living Dead
11:15PM  -  Das Testament Des Dr. Mabuse
1:30AM  -  Bride of Frankenstein
3AM  -  Frankenstein Created Woman
4:45AM  -  The Wasp Woman
6:30AM  -  Captain Nemo and the Underwater City


There it is, in one night the freakiness of a woman haunted by fate, a group of people hunted by the undead, a plethora of mad doctors, and much, much more!


You can't go wrong--unless you forget to tune in!



Until tomorrow night, kiddies, enjoy this evil vampire baby:


(Click for a closer look and a sniff of his dirty, undead diaper!)