30 THEATRICAL TERRORS: A Countdown to Halloween (Intro)

Greetings faithful reader

and welcome to THE GOODS' annual

countdown to the most hallowed holiday

to my very black heart.

Just a quick note this first night

that we are going to spend the next thirty days

focusing on thirty films perfectly fit for Halloween

and our descent into the darkness that awaits us

as the year winds down to a dusty death.

Some of these movies will be of the highest quality, some of the lowest,

some humorously horrible, some horribly terrifying--

the point being what your dear host is in the mood for

on any one of these nights.

So,

off we go.

Another year,

yet another fear.

Dread not the night that comes,

dread only the night that never does.

Stay scary,

I'm Gary.

These are

THE GOODS.